I don't usually copy other people's stuff but this is funny enough, I just have to pass it on. Thanks to [link]
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NEW WORK WORDS FOR 2008: Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)

1. blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
2. seagull manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.
3. assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
4. salmon day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
5. cube farm: An office filled with cubicles.
6. prairie-dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
7. mouse potato: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
9. stress puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
10. swipe-out: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because its magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
11. Xerox subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
12. irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that you find annoying, yet are unable to stop watching them.
13. percussive maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
14. adminisphere: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
15. ohnosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a big mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake)
16. WOOFs: Well-Off Older Folks.
17. crop dusting: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a cube farm.

I finally saw the one thing that really makes it spring for me. Goldfinches. I saw a finch today, it's finally warm enough for them to be in WI.

Pentacle5 is a very nice dAer who just faved a few of my pics.
She's also, IMO a pretty talented photographer herself. Her little squirrel is so cute!
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Spring has Sprung

The first ten people who reply to this journal get put up here, along with my favorite deviations by them.

Ladymynx39
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Well, new for me anyway. It was a SONY CYBERSHOT that belonged to my Bear but he'd replaced a few years ago. It still works pretty good and I can still get in the practice I need to improve. I'm glad I have a thoughtful hubby who also a bit of a packrat .

I am a semi-professional smart-ass, who's about too go pro any day now, with a truly twisted sense of humor. Which is why these are some of my favs...

WoF 159 - Good Coffee by ~therealbeastboy
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What can I say, I'm a major caffine addict and that sounds like my idea of GOOOOOOD coffee.

Red Bull- Carnivore's drink by *LillyKitten
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Just for the record, I don't care for Red Bull, can't stand the taste. But I have a few major left wing aquaintances who every now and then just need a little jolt of reality. Taking yourself too seriously is not the way to make friends and influence people.

Jazz Car Wash by *lady-cybercat
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This one goes back to my love of all things animated. If you've ever watchhed the show you'll understand when I say she has this character spot on.

Stop Hating Smartasses by `dinyctis
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My life's philosophy. "Nuff said.

ATA 5: Scary Movie Moments by ~Nagi-Oki
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Been there, dated that. Again, 'nuff said.

Kitten Armour I by ~blightedangel
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As a former gamer, I couldn't not laugh at the logic being used here. No true hero could possibly harm a cute fuzzy animal.

The Catastrophe by *ukonzukai
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Nothing more needs to be said.

Show and tell by =Nocturnal-Devil
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I have a taste for dark humor and this deviant provides it.

WAKE UP WITH THE KING by ~mastafuu
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Tell me that wouldn't scare you?!?

Jesus Doesn't Like Condoms. by *shoomlah
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Yeah. Funny.